A Chronicle of a Life
Monday, March 31, 2008
Fly to Chicago, End up in Europe
Because the flight was so late, there were pillows and blankets in every seat. They even turned out the lights even though the flight was only 2 hours long. The dark cabin and pillows and blankets made the flight feel very much like an international flight.
The irony of this was lost on me until I got to Core Analyst School in St. Charles, Illinois (just outside Chicago). I arrived late last night. This morning, they gave us a few stats about the people attending this training. As it turns out, of the 150 people here, 79% are Europeans. In fact, only 15% of us here are Americans. It's a weird experience. That's why I felt like I had flown to Chicago and somehow ended up in Europe!
Meeting a whole bunch of people from a world away is awesome. I've met people from virtually all of the major European nations after only 1 day. It will be awesome to have contacts all over Eastern Europe and beyond. Haha.
2008: A Plane Odyssey
True to form, United (which has horrible service according to many Accenture employees) overbooked the flight. I've never understood how this could happen so often in the digital age. But it does. I can't imagine a winning business model where flights are overbooked and then the airline hands out free round trip vouchers. That probably explains why the airlines all needed bailouts from taxpayers.
Anyways, all 5 of us volunteered to give up our seats in exchange for a free flight. We stood at the ticket counter for what felt like hours trying to get all of the logistics ironed out. The poor lady behind the counter had a heck of a time getting us another flight. First, there were only 4 open seats on a flight from Denver to Lincoln to Chicago. So she booked some of us to Lincoln and some to connect in Omaha. Then she was able to get us all on a flight to Omaha and then to Chicago. But then she realized that the flight was a Monday flight instead of a Sunday flight. Wouldn't work. So finally she booked us on a 9:30pm flight directly to Chicago.
By this time, it was 1:30pm. So, with 8 hours of time to kill, we settled in at a bar to watch sports. Some of us, including me, ended up hanging out in that bar for about 5 hours. Our time there was a little sweeter because of 2 things: 1) we saw a great Davidson-Kansas game, and 2) United gave us all $10 meal vouchers so our lunch was free.
Around 6:30pm, we were tired of the bar (and the bar was likely tired of us because all that was ordered the last few hours was a few beers). So we found the most deserted part of the terminal and considered watching Blazing Saddles on a laptop. That fell through, so we ended up watching hilarious YouTube videos. Finally, we had our 2nd meal of the day at the airport. I had a delicious Quizno's sub. Yum, yum, yum.
At 9pm, we finally boarded our flight and headed for Chicago. We didn't land until almost 1am Chicago time, and we didn't get to our final destination just outside Chicago till nearly 2:30am. What a day it was.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
"Shoop, Shoop... Shoop, Shoop"

In case you're a little confused, the title of this blog post is a Friends reference. Still confused? "Shoop, shoop" is the noise Rachel makes on one of the Thanksgiving episodes to express her excitement about her upcoming skiing trip with her family (naturally, the trip never occurs and everyone is stuck spending Thanksgiving together... what a shock).
Thankfully, my "Shoop, shoop" skiing trip DID happen. Yesterday, 90+ Accenture professionals from SI&T (Systems Integration and Technology) headed up to Keystone in the early morning hours to hit the slopes for a few hours. Getting paid while skiing, networking, and eating for free has to rank among the best things I've done lately.
I hit just about every Blue ski run they had at Keystone at the 3 mountains there. Since I hadn't skied since last March and don't particularly love moguls, I took the day relatively easy on the Blues. I'm one of those skiers who loves the speed of the Blues but doesn't enjoy the bumps and jolts of the Blacks. A couple of times, I pointed my skis straight down the hill and absolutely flew down the slopes. What a rush.
One time, though, I got headed straight down the hill kinda by accident. I was trying to speed up a little, so I pointed my skis directly downhill. But when I got going fast, I didn't feel comfortable turning quickly because I was afraid the sudden change in direction would make me tumble forward over my skis. So I leaned back slowly and eventually hit the slope softly with my backside. What followed was the longest slide I have ever experienced. It was actually kinda fun. I must have skidded at least 50 yards downhill on my butt. It was the softest and longest crash I've ever had on the slopes. Somehow, my skis and poles stayed with me. As I was sliding down the hill, it felt like time was standing still and I was just gliding along the surface of the ice/snow.
What a time. Too bad ski season is nearly over.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
A Few Great Quotes and more...
I read these quotes from Michael Fleming's Watermark Denver blog today, and I loved them so much that I had to share them here. No surprise here, though. Jim Elliot was a stud. Talk about a man filled with the Spirit.
“Father, make of me a crisis man. Bring those I contact to decision. Let me not be a milepost on a single road; make me a fork, that men must turn one way or another on facing Christ in me. “
“We are so utterly ordinary, so commonplace, while we profess to know a Power the Twentieth Century does not reckon with. But we are “harmless,” and therefore unharmed. We are spiritual pacifists, non-militants, conscientious objectors in this battle-to-the-death with principalities and powers in high places. Meekness must be had for contact with men, but brass, outspoken boldness is required to take part in the comradeship of the Cross. We are “sideliners” — coaching and criticizing the real wrestlers while content to sit by and leave the enemies of God unchallenged. The world cannot hate us, we are too much like its own. Oh that God would make us dangerous!”
These quotes really speak to me right now. I'm inundated by stories of people I know drinking excessively and doing all sorts of goofy stuff and it just makes me sad. It really does. But I'm surrounded by it all the time and I freeze up and I don't ever say anything, rock the boat, or upset the status quo. And that bothers me. I see people so clearly missing the boat on Jesus and His abundant life (John 10:10), and yet I don't say anything.
I definitely do want to be someone who gets along with anyone, but I also don't want to be someone who hides the truth when others really need to hear it. My favorite verse about this is Proverbs 27:6 "Wounds from a friend can be trusted, but an enemy multiplies kisses." Lord, let me never be a friend who is a willing party to someone's death (Proverbs 19:18) because I was unwilling to speak the Lord's wisdom into his/her life.
On a lighter note, I'm pumped that I'm feeling a little more like a Colorado resident now that I have finally purchased my first pair of ski pants. I always borrowed them before, but now I have my own! I needed them (as well as gloves and sunglasses) because a bunch of people from our Denver office are headed to Keystone for a day of skiing tomorrow morning!!! Early wake-up call (5:00am), but it's definitely worth it for a day of skiing, especially when the office is covering the cost of lift tickets! What a great idea for a "Community Meeting". See ya after I get off the slopes!
Reed
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Shout to the Lord (and maybe a Shout Out to others too)
Sunday, March 23, 2008
High Altitude Cooking and High Octane Worship
High Altitude cooking is tougher than it looks. Especially when the directions on the package are more than a little ambiguous. I've made frozen corn 100 times, and it's come out perfect every time. But the package decided to be really confusing about high altitude cooking, so I butchered the frozen corn last night. Ugh. And this isn't the first time I've miscooked (I don't know if that's even a word, but if Roger Clemens can make up words, so can I!) something since I arrived in Denver. Some things I've cooked have come out just a little undercooked due to the goofy altitude. And each time I realize immediately afterward that I needed to cook differently because of the altitude. It's gonna take some time to get used to being 5280 ft above sea level...
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Quick Thoughts
Saturday, March 15, 2008
My unusual day...
My Love/Hate Relationship with AT&T
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
First Day at WORK... and the next 2 days as well
First, I must stop and say a couple of things. I'm working for Accenture as an Analyst in the Systems Integration & Technology (SI&T) Growth Platform in the Technology Architecture (Tech Arch) division. Beyond that, I really can't say that much about work due to confidentiality and privacy policies. So don't expect to hear anything related to specific work projects on here.
What has made my time at Accenture so far so great is the group of folks I am starting with: Jessie, Jim, Sonja, Alex, and Nick. We have all developed an incredible rapport after only 3 days... should make the next 12 days of work entertaining!
Sure, it hasn't all been sunshine and roses. I don't think anyone gets excited by days and days of training. But it sure could be a lot worse. I think Accenture is going to provide the type of challenge I need to grow individually. And Accenture seems unbelievably awesome to work for, with the nicest, most committed people I know.
To give you an idea about how close my group has gotten in just 72 hours, consider this: Alex, Jessie, Nick and I spent an hour or so after work today having drinks and tacos, discussing all the weekend plans we need to make. I'm not talking the normal stuff you do on weekends. I'm talking skiing, biking, exploring, and anything else to experience Denver to the fullest. And we already have no qualms about spending that much time together.
Our SI&T group has a meeting/excursion to Keystone in a couple weeks. Skiing! Can't wait.
The Moving Process
Moving to Denver was such an ordeal, at least in some ways. I enjoyed it, but man was it long and hard. Picking up furniture, loading all my stuff in a U-Haul, and the worst part, cleaning my Dallas apartment. What an annoyance. But thats just part of the deal. Once the furniture was loaded, things got so much easier.
The drive to Denver was as easy as a 900 mile drive over 2 days through barren country. I've never seen country as barren as Western Kansas. It's worse than driving between Wichita Falls and Amarillo. Thats how barren it is. But road tripping with my dad was a welcome event since I haven't spent all that much consistent time with him since I left home for SMU. We stopped for a night in Salina, KS and drove into Denver the next day (March 5).
Movers moved all my stuff into my apartment (and set up the couch) in about 90 minutes, a far cry from the afternoon my dad and I spent loading stuff into the truck. Talk about a great investment. Not sure I'll ever move myself again. I spent Thursday afternoon alone in the apartment assembling the coffee table and setting up stuff. Much of what I brought I had never seen because my mom bought me a bunch of stuff right before I left.
God threw us a little curveball last weekend. Dad was supposed to fly out Friday morning, and Mom was scheduled to fly in Friday morning. But of course Dallas-Ft Worth got a freakish snow storm like we hadn't gotten in years, in March of all months. Southlake got 3 inches of actual snow, and Denton got a half foot or more of snow. This all happened Thursday, but it cancelled Dad and Mom's flights going opposite ways. So Dad stayed an extra day and Mom got to Denver a day late. Dad and I went to see Semi Pro. That is possibly the worst movie ever made in cinematic quality. But it did have some really funny lines ("I wish you were still a washer!" was the best). I wish it hadn't been totally obscene during some scenes though.
Dad left EARLY Saturday morning (we got up to go to the airport at 5 am). Mom wasn't scheduled in until 12:40 pm, so I went back to the hotel, got ready, and then spent hours setting up my apartment. Mom's plane was further delayed till 1:30 pm. After lunch, we spent the afternoon getting the apartment further up to speed, particularly the kitchen, where I had no idea what to do.
After a late start Sunday, we went to SuperTarget and got a ton of stuff to completely outfit the apartment. After getting the apartment completely in order (finally), I took Mom to the airport.
A note about this briefly: Saying goodbye to parents is always hard, but it was even harder in this case. I think I could have gotten through it somehow if they both left at the same time, but having them leave at different times made it so hard. It's much harder to have to say goodbye twice in 2 days. As excited as I am to be in Denver, I miss my parents and sister a lot!!!
Sunday night, I chilled, made Tuna Helper (and overstuffed myself), and watched Vertigo. What a bizarre movie. I really liked it, but it sure was bizarre! Jimmy Stewart is awesome, by the way. By the time I finished the movie, prepared for my first day, and read the Word, it was late and I only got about 6 hours of sleep.
These are some pictures of my apartment I took to show everyone a small snapshot of what it looks like. The rooms are pretty self-explanatory. I like to joke that my apartment looks "metrosexual," but that's a little extreme. Everything looks fantastic... its just nothing like any of my apartments before, and my friends will be able to tell. But I am moving up in the world, and perhaps my apartment should have a little sophistication!!